this is a rather odd time to b blogging.. but better now then later, which is when i'll b either effin lazy or too effin hyper to blog. i have so much to write... need to blog bout my day out wif jin,xian,chay n the cousins lim.... need to blog bout my other day out wif justin,darren,chris,dawn n boon... then there's last nite... last nite wuz effin awesome, hahaha... BUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
i dun have the pics now, coz chris n jin havent sent them to me. so,,,,,,,, i'll filll in all the details another day. truth b told, i dun feel like bloggin till my whole blog is up n running, as in when i change the layout, add all the applics, link ppl n etc. i'll find time this week to do those things, then i shall become an avid blogger(lv style). hahaha... time to go running... lv signs off!!!
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Today wuz rather eventful...
I wuz woken up late this morning by chimp, she wanted me to come down to KFC (where she is currently wiping tables, i mean working as a cashier), she said she hated the job n dat the manager had it in for her, coz she signed up for cashier n they made her do grunt work.... well, thats suppose to b for all new employees i guess, u noe, to get a hang of the place... but... not for chris @ChimP. for her, the world worked differrently, she feels that the vice manager is bitchy n has it in for her... hahaha, the fast n impressive workings of christine's mind...
told her i'd come for lunch n comfort her, in other word, sama sama bitch bout her work la,, but after that i cudn go n she said its okie, she got bz wif work... n all wuz well.

spent rest of the day readin a book i got from boon which she got from shee wuee... kinda interesting. then dat evening my dad reminded me he had an appointment wif boon's folks n i'm suppose to go along.. so i called boon n reminded her i'd b comin over dat nite..
dad n i went over after dinner....
this is where the fun started.
1. we spent a long time deciding wat boon shud where for this photo shoot her friend stanley has organised tomoro morning, u c, stanley, according to boon is an aspiring photographer n has a this really cool long lense XLR camera(jin, chay, ur 8.1mp cam lose flat lo, hahaha).... n he ask boon for help to model for his test shots. he wanted tight fitting clothes(i defined his wishes as slutty), so we searched n searched n searched n after a few pairs, retryin many times, we came to a decision(will load pics another day n show y'all k).
2. then we became bored again, started talkin crap, oh yea, i forgot, b4 stanley called, boon tot it wud b a good idea to take stupid videos, the 1st one she narrate, i act... it wuz hilarious, she started by narrating sleepin beauty coz i wuz lyin on the bed, then she took her teddy bear n snoopy doll n started talkin bout asses n sing 50cents "candy shop", haih, then we ended wif me being the clumsy princess n i fell off the bed...
then i narrated the 2nd video, started wif boon being a trapped tranny princess hu wuz sent to prison, then rescued by this real ugly prince, then ended wif having ugly children, hu died,then got happily ever after. its very twisted, so i shall not release the videos...
3. boon's bro ordered mcD, at 1st she wanted fillet o fish, then she decided against it coz she felt fat, then she yelled for fries, haih, boon mistreats her bros so much..
4.finally to the part that actually relates to the title of the post today. PRANK CALLS.
we got very very bored, which is usually an impossibility in lay boon n my dictionary.. so we
decided to prank call a few of the 'lovely' young men we noe.Eh, dun too perasan k, u guys aint
dat lovely. Boon pretends to b 'Slutty Stephanie', Taylors/Sunway College student askin our innocent victims out, to b her prom date.

Victim 1: Lim Shing Vee.
Boon starts wif, "umm, hi this is stephanie from sunway college, i got ur num from a fren, she tells me ur friendly n kinda good lookin (hema pukes in background n tumbles on floor in silent laughter), boon continues sweet talkin him n vee juz listens wif no hint of shock nor suprise dat a random girl is askin him out(haih, vee, r u really that rock solid a man?), then after much talk n vee almost agreeing, boon goes, "HAH!!! U'VE JUST BEEN PUNKED!" n hangs up. i sit there speechless. then i go, "boon, he didn react", she goes like,"i hate vee, he has no emotions". then we call him back n confess....................still no reaction............... then vee finally says," wat, its juz a date". we gasp in horror, all that effort n he takes it so lightly.... haih, PRANK 1: FAIL.

Victim 2: Chee Han Xin
boon starts wif, "umm, hi, this is stephanie chuah from taylors college, i got ur num from a fren, u c my course is having a prom nite n i need a date, so a friend gave me ur num", hx says "wow, dats daring of u", then boon tells me, i start laughin out loud, it wuz honestly too funny to contain. then he says" i have friends at taylors, like lay boon, etc", shit, we think, our cover is blown. at that moment i wuz oblivious to that fact that my laughter can b heard at the other end, boon started hitting me, then she signalled me that he is agreeing to b her date, i laughed harder, my sides were hurting, then i whispered to her, :"such a slut". boon also started laughin. haih, i dunno hu is the bigger slut, hx or boon?? kk, i shudn judge, both oso my friends... then our cover wuz blown, he said, "hi, layboon". then boon shouted, HOW DID U KNOW?!!, PRANK 2: FAIL

Victim 3: Adrian Lim Jann Kwei
boon started the same way, then sweet talked adrian, it wuz rather scary coz i think adrian wuz like kinda hesitant sayin that he doesnt noe her, but boon (dat slut) kept insisting dat he has spoken to her b4.. then she said (in a whorish way), "u used to debate rite, n u were like the president of sumthin rite, like leo or interact or sumthin", then adrian proudly said"interact". hahaha, vain boy. then after i took the phone n said, "adrian, u've been punked". then he said, haih, i knew halfway d, wuz juz playin along. DAMN. PRANK 3: FAIL.

Victim 4: Adrian Calvin Cheong Khai Cking (bloody long name yea, comes wif an oh soo interesting history)
this time boon changed it, she pretended to b a band manager lookin for a lead singer, hahaha, then after that he wuz askin band related questions, n boon knew zilch, so she said, she is juz in charge of calling ppl n it wuz actually her boyfriend's band. adrian n i broke out in laughter on opposite ends of the phone, he said e knew it wuz boon from the beginning, he said it wuz her 'nasal" voice that gave it away, then adrian n boon started arguin bout everythin, haih, seriously la, i wonder y they nvr got together when they have such excellent chemistry, they fought like crazy, boon wanted further discounts at PDI since adrian is workin there, claimin she's poor, then adrian countered that she owns 3 houses, boon counters that a house is not a home(doesnt make sense, i noe) the only 2 ppl i noe that can counter each others words so well,(boon n adrian r known for their razor sharp mouthes). then he finally hung up n went back to sleep. Sorry for waking u adrian!!! PRANK 4:FAIL

Victim 5: Kevin Kwan Joon Ern (hehe, sorry for breakin into ur phone the other day, it wuz for ur own good, now u noe not to lie to me =P
boon did the same thing she wif kevin, but this time requestin for a guitarist, coz we all noe, kevin cant carry a tune... lol... then she asked him to call this num to get confirmation, n asked him to call that nite itself.. the num she briliantly gave him wuz her own hp number... then she hung up. moments later an sms came in. it read, 'boon, i knew it wuz u, very funny.' haih, PRANK 5: FAIL

then it wuz time for my to go home, the grown ups were done wif bussiness,,, boon n i cudn go on prank callin. she insists that she has the more un-noticable voice, so she shud do the calls, look where that got us, nil success, good job nasal voice boon!!!
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This is officially my 1st ever time blogging.. i didn't intend on starting till i left the country, but thanx to jojo's persuasion that it takes a damn long time to start up (liar!!!), i decided to start early... i shall try to update as often as possible n keep the vituperations to a minimal. To those that dun visit ur dusty old dictionaries in the shelf n r oblivious to the existance of wikipedia, or if u r juz plain ass-lazy, vituperation= bitter and abusive language.. i shall apologies rite here, way in advance for any bitchin, backstabbin, ffk-ing, screwing over, offending, annoying, angering i shall relate to any1 in the future... i noe in the past i've mention bout how I dun read blogs, well, hahaha, sorry, ppl change eh... so i hope u visit my blog often n smile when u read it, i shall return the favour by visiting your blogs n etc... =)

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